Well over the pass few days I have been thinking of starting a New series here at gamermilk.com and jggh involving zombie’s. Well at the Wii hours of the morning today I had a dream about them and it was very very vivid. Of course it involved the typical Hot chick and the goal for both of us to survive.
It all started with the outbreak and just happening to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when it occurred. I remember visiting my family and hearing about it and thinking “OH MY GOD THIS IS IT” and thinking that i had to come back for my friends..I know Stupid right…Any way i went for them i loaded up my brothers truck with various assault rifles and hatchets cause i already knew what was about to go down.What can i say VIDEO GAMES do help with some situations. We headed up the road to grab my first friend and Lord behold he had already fallen victim but of course some how his sexy neighbor didn’t.So being the guy that I am I took her along. Well as the infection grew worst it got harder and harder to plow over the living dead on the road and of course just like a movie the truck broke down.We ended up taking refuge in a house that some one prepped by boarding up the windows and doors.Well once we were secured the first thing that came to my mind was ..I need a joint this shit is rough…So i started searching through the home cause lets face it at least 70% of the population smoke’s the shit and luckly i found some..Best part of waking up aint Foldgers its WEED..so i got baked along with my new sexy friend and my brother.We all spent the night in the boarded up house not making a sound.
The next morning we looked around outside from inside the house cause wasn’t any of us that dumb to just step out..we found the perfect redneck jeep and decided to make a break for it through the horde of the undead..So i grabed my gun and my machete and busted the door down and began to make a break for it..well needless to say my brother didn’t make it. He was bitten and being the great brother that i am i put him down to ease the pain…next thing i remember is waking up and being disappointed that i didn’t find out how my dream was going to end.
But the moral of the dream is when the zombie’s rise up find a hot chick..cause that way you will always both survive. Maybe i will find out the ending tonight but more than likely i will not.
-Birds Dream
